Left 4 Dead 2 competition winners

We had all kinds of entries, with some far exceeding the 25 words or less criteria (seriously ppl, some of them were almost novels!), some being very bland indeed (e.g. “I can’t remember what I was doing 9 years ago”) and even some poetry, as you’ll see with one of the winning entries that you’ll see below.

So without further ado, I present the winning entries as follows (in no particular order):

#1: A parasite took over my body causing me to throw up, shamble about and get very angry at normal people. Then I gave birth. Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnss!!

#2: I would have been in New Zealand crying my 9 year old eyes out because my parents announced suddenly that we were moving to Australia.

#3: terrible at school, a flop in sports
pudgy bastard too tight shorts
split the arse while bending over
showed them pretty girls my clover

#4: I had just been shot dead and buried in a shallow grave. After nine years decoposing I am hungry for manflesh, and 3FL birthday cake.

There were quite a few other really good entries as well, but there could only be 4 winners.  The winners have been notified, and will receive their copies of Left 4 Dead 2 zombie slaying goodness shortly.

A parasite took over my body causing me to throw up, shamble about and get very angry at normal people. Then I gave birth. Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnss!!

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